Intimacy: Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands...

By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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Same thing different taste

Second base?

By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Dirty talk

By unlucky_number13 - 14/07/2009 09:41 - United States

Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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partake_fml 2

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:11

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

Comments

zoecakes 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:30

lulwut it's not that hard.. poor girl. i am sorry :( agree with #1 haha.

fap5v 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:36

What's yo numba girl?

Zic_fml 7

Monday 23 March 2009 19:34

Maybe the lad just has jolly awesome sense of humour.

Anonymus101 4

Monday 23 March 2009 19:41

He's such a dumbass, dump his ass.

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:46

afj67, you're not a perv. there's something wrong with you. see how i turned that around?

StephanieSays 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:48

38 beat me to it. the only way to get a bigger chest and maintain your former body size everywhere else is surgery. sorry folks. D:

pencilmustache 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:01

why do assholes click "You deserved that"?

cadillacgal79 32

Saturday 12 July 2014 13:57

2 possibilities: Mis click or badge earners

Godxboredx 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:03

#47 lol maybe a mis click?? yeah is an ass hole

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:13

#46, StephanieSays, birth control works too, since it increases your estrogen intake. also, if you eat hormone enhanced / injected chicken breast, it can also make your breasts grow larger, since some chicken in the US are hormone treated to enlarge their breast size, for eatting pleasure.