Intimacy: Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded...

By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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JesseJaymz 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:20

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:12

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

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KrystalCaliyah 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:13

wooooooww thats freakin Nastyy. im waiting till im Married :)<3

Stephinat0r 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:18

A list of how much you've whored around is good for when you have one of those "Who's my baby's daddy?!" moments.

taskemus 10

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:20

@257 Liking sex ≠ not liking condoms/the pill.

yogurtgirlie 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:20

you're a **** who needs Jesus. I'll pray 4 u

allanalovesboots 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:22

If you didn't notice, the OP CLEARLY stated what the list was. A list of: Virgins, people she has slept with

Domonator 16

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:31

No. Please read it again. It is color coded for who she would sleep with again, and who she would not, which were virgins, etc. it says "were virgins" and not "are virgins" because they are certainly not virgins any more, now that she slept with them.

onikage_666 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:29

well if she's responsible enough to make a list she's probly responsible enough to use protection, and if she knows all the names of the people it's not like she ****** complete strangers, I'm sure the same isn't true for everyone else on this site. Im not saying everyone on here has "promiscuous morals" but this is just a girl who likes to have a good time, that isn't a crime. (look at my rhyme)