By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

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Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
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marcranger 28

Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?

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LizetteBerenice 22

Ugh, double standards :/

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Emmamazing 26

Well, it seems your dad is extremely sexist. Does he call his wife a ***** after they have sex?

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sirrubberduckie 35

That seems more like something you would do during, not after. I mean, not that I personally... I'm just guessing... because Internet? I think I saw an educational video on a very special website where... nevermind. Not important. Also, no matter what the answer is, OP probably doesn't want to know it or think about it.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

To #32: That creeped me out to previously unfathomable lengths

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sirrubberduckie 35

#73, since everyone already apparently hates me, I'll point out that a fathom is a measure of depth, not length. Did you think the comment was downvoted so much it got buried because it was just too awesome for everyone to handle? Is that why you read it? I'll see myself out before this comment gets downvoted more than the first one.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

91, There is more than one definition of fathom. Stop trying to be smarter than everyone else.

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Algorithm 24

32, there was absolutely nothing awesome about that comment. Not a single thing.

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rocker_chick23 27

Double standards are disgusting

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Marielle_T 10

Just the fact that he called you a ***** is horrible! Parents need to understand that respect goes both ways...

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Angelkisses130 26

It's because you're his daughter and that's his son. Fathers will always be protective of their little girl, even of it IS a double standard.

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lolhailsatan 23

That doesn't make it ok. I mean the dude called his own daughter a *****

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sirrubberduckie 35

I'm never going to call my daughter a *****, even if she accepts money for sex. Of course, she's 6 and swimming with a duck radio while singing a song she's making up as she sings it, but still. It's called respect.

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jeepers_1 21

He should treat them the same regardless of gender or sexual orientation.

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sunnyray812 42

He is NOT being protective. He's being a sexist bully.

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zombombaby 18

My dad was like that. As I got older the more I realized he only saw me as a pair of ovaries and not as a person. I'm sorry but women are people too. Daughters are people who make mistakes, drink and have sex. Every woman is somebody's daughter. That doesn't make it an acceptable excuse to degrade them and create that divide between the sexes. The best thing I ever did was get disowned by my father for sleeping at my now fiancé's house at age 21. 5 years later and he treats my deadbeat brother like gold while I helped fund his new company and get paid shit wages despite having a business degree. Sexism is NEVER ok.

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militarybrat 21

Eventually if people get told are something over and over they start to believe it. Emotionally abusing your daughter, someone you supposedly love, is NEVER ok.

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minissaussette 25

I feel you so much, I've heard that kind of crap so many times --' Don't let your father treat you like this though, ask him if he'd act the same in front of your brother's one night stand's / girlfriend's father. Anyway, don't let his stupid ideas get into your head, as long as it's happening between two consenting adults, you can do whatever feels nice. Hang in there and have your father read a few feminists' articles about this subject, hopefully, he'll realize how stupid he's being and he'll leave you alone. Good luck :)

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weveallbeenthere 30

with a boy, a dad only has to worry about 1 penis, with a girl, he has to worry about every penis.

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sirrubberduckie 35

So you're saying dads are obsessed with the d? Not cool, dads. Not cool.

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jeepers_1 21

See, if he teaches her about consent and safe sex he doesn't have to worry at all.

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jagott90 4

Daughter has sex with 10 guys: parent has to worry about 1 pregnancy. Son has sex with 10 girls: parent has to worry about 10 pregnancies.

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ronzi 15

Chauvinistic attitude! Feel bad for you OP!

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amileah13 26

God, you'd think he'd be like all protective of you because you're his daughter. Men!

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ooooohboy 15

I think lots of dads do that unfortunately :/

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joana_g_06 19

Well lots of dads do have double standards when it comes to sex, but i dont think they would call their daughter a *****

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