Gross, Cats and Animals: Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat... - FML

By coolbeans123 - 10/05/2011 16:37 - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By tenniemo - 11/06/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley

Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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tencalories 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:26

that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step in it

GrooveSponge 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:35

...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted.

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SighMaster3000 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:13

I get that OPs cat is their responsibility but surely? Even with a bowl over the vomit it's going to seep into the floor and leave a way worse stain than if it were cleaned straight away. The dad obviously wants to live with gross floors. And what about the smell?

Iknoweverything 29

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:43

I'm just going to GUESS that the vomit is somewhere near OP's room, or favorite secluded hangout place in the house. (Or maybe a kitchen floor) I can't imagine the dad letting it sit otherwise. Unless he's on a level of lazy I refuse to socialize with.

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:13

Well you should have to clean it if it's your cat.. Because chances are that he said "no you can't get a cat" you said "but dad I'll take care of it!"

Life_sucks_13 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:15

my mom would do that!

Niki0308 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:19

You should scoop it up in the bowl and throw it at his face! 

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:28

Haha! Love your dad!

nink 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:30

woooooow f your life so much!! or not, amagad get real

heyimjennyFML 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:38

sounds like something my dad would do -_-

SugaryTears 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:40

well, it Is you cat....

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:46

Well.... It is your cat.

mk58 31

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:51

Your dad should have saved the vomit until breakfast and then slipped it into your oatmeal. Your cat, your duty to take care of it.

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