Gross, Cats and Animals: Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat... - FML

By coolbeans123 - 10/05/2011 16:37 - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By tenniemo - 11/06/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley

Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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tencalories 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:26

that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step in it

GrooveSponge 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:35

...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted.

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laylajune15 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:58

wow your dad is lazy

Tears_2_Roses 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:06

how is the dad lazy, its her cat..

abby1029 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:00

good luck with that :P

jayalexander 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:44

hahaha I couldn't help but notice your picture... why do you have your phone number in it, don't you know there's creepers here? *cough every1lovesboners

BooGhosted 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:36

Ah but he's into men!

jayalexander 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:58

oooo good point

suckmynerds 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:38

dude shes fake. Look up abby tulo.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:31

This happens to me every time my dog pukes or craps in the carpet. No joke!

UnicornPukePink 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:45

Charming. ;)

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:06

Your cat!! YDI

laylajune15 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:53

because he saw the cat vomit ad didnt clean it up . you know

whstennis 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:10

Nice dad

MistMe 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:15

Wow. I have a cat but I get my parents to clean up leavings.

nubx 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:19

Make him breakfast and put it in that same bowl tomorrow morning and give it to him.

MeJazz 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:39

Kill your cat...no more cat vomit

lovingmylife84 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:47

ya, its your responsibility, what's your point?

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