By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Spicy
Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 569
You deserved it 7 875
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

jasminea 0

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

80 19

Comments

Capt_Oblivious 10

Be care, not even virginity stops pregnancy anymore.

5 1
RomanBeauty 0

you need to dump that guy- and do NOT give him your virginity, he isn't at all worth it and your feelings for him will change so that or will be very hard to say goodbye- and you don't need to be stuck with that man's insecurity and verbal abuse towards you. dump him today!

9 0
GregoryStalver_fml 6

Dump the ************ before he decides to graduate from verbal to physical violence.

6 1
sooner70 0

YDI.. read it again he had the dream...

0 1
jack_tells_truth 0

you're dating the psycho, you deserve it. maybe next time you should put some effort into finding a nice guy that isn't bat-sh*t crazy

1 16
sonangedemusique 2

FYI, they all start out nice. Many times, they don't show their true colors until you've been together for a few months.

5 0
a_nutritionist 10

of course you can tell, all crazy people come up to you and introduce themselves as "crazy", with a big neon light flashing over their head saying "this person will kill you in your sleep"...

5 1
jessxoxo28 5

break up with him. he seems like a control freak. that dumbass shouldnt call you a ***** 'cause of a dream like that

2 0
loser_lover95 9

Tell him to calm his ass down!

0 0
instantmusic 4

Now, I'm not gonna jump on board with the crowd that screams "dump him!!!" at the smallest thing, BUT... He's obviously not mature enough to have a serious relationship yet. Re-examine your situation and take the road that doesn't lead to the underside of a bloody tarp behind the Bukit Panjang Plaza.

13 1
craphappened 4

Or rotting in the water tank above buildings.

1 1
pixie4 1

there are some serious red flags here. Leave him NOW

5 0
deric51 0

I agree w/ suchaprettygirl that you should dump him...especially because he obviously ganna be obsessed if u even give him a lil pussy cause he can't stop himself he will be pussy whipped ;P

1 2