Intimacy: Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and...

By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By virginwhore - 18/01/2015 06:29

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

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By WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 23:31

Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML

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By jennahh - 10/07/2019 22:00

Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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Polyamory is complicated

By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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suchaprettygirl 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

dump him.

jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

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ripstikchik17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:26

hes crazy

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Friday 8 July 2011 16:27

or he just wants a reason to dump u

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Friday 8 July 2011 16:27

I think you should talk to him about this, he needs to learn to trust you. I hope things work out for you. :)

DudeBTM 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:28

Yeah... dump him now before he becomes more looney in the head.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 8 July 2011 16:29

Hell, I am quite the paranoid little bugger myself, but that seems a little out there. Chat him up and give it a mention. Better than taking the wise advice on here and simply duping the poor pecking bastard.

redmnky21 8

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:03

what is there to talk about... the guy is obviously psyco... drop his ass

AnagenisisZagus 13

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:21

Standing as the voice of FML? No, no, NO! Stop the madness!

smurfsarwales 9

Friday 8 July 2011 16:31

actually most of them come from Texas :D

Ugi 26

Friday 8 July 2011 16:31

Your guy sounds more psychotic than paranoid. I don't think you can possibly get away fast enough.

numberswoman 14

Friday 8 July 2011 16:32

Need to get rid of him!

goldeneye17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:35

For real? Seriouly kiddo. If he's gonna get thy way over a dream...just wait an see what the future holds. Time to put your foot down an set this boyo straight. If he don't comply then he's gotta go. All in all, it's your call in the end.