By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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1337chick 4

I'd say go ahead and part the red sea, but it does take away from the commemorative blood play involved in deflowerment. :/ Sucks, OP.

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lanieb 0

Your on FML on your wedding day?! Come on! Spend some time with your new wife! :)

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dt_leech 0

I think it's a sign that you weren't the one that she was supposed to give it up to.... Sorry bro truth hurts sometimes

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tristbjorn 5

Get some, boyyyyyyyyyy. Get your redwings while you're at it.

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kate1238 9

Well she cant help that hopefully she didnt bleed threw the dress though

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FrankHotpants 31

Might have to settle for a blow J for now

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TinyLittleSilver 4

It's not the end of the world. As much as it sucks, just wait a couple more days. You've waited all this time right? Shouldn't hurt to wait a little longer to make it perfect, even if it couldn't be on your wedding day like had been planned. :)

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YeaSo3 14

So what?! you'll get some eventually...Plus mouths don't have periods.. she better get on her wifely duties and please you in the mean time!!

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