Intimacy: Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain...

By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

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By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 22:59 - Egypt

Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2021 23:01

Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML

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By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

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By anonymous - 24/04/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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By virgin - 25/11/2018 20:00

Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML

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leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:34

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

saIty 17

Monday 31 October 2011 11:31

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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badactor009 0

Monday 31 October 2011 23:33

Well, that sucks. Does she?

Vaginabutter 15

Monday 31 October 2011 23:41

her ass isnt on the rag though!

heyred 11

Monday 31 October 2011 23:43

Anal. You can't make ass babies!

badactor009 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:15

That's not what your momma says.

AzWolf 5

Monday 31 October 2011 23:49

And...?

justahboy 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:13

Pretty sure you can wait a week you waited how ever long .

nattie_olivo 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:18

Use the shower ;)

omgiculol 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:26

its only like a few more days

malincake 7

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:32

You waited this long, a few more days shouldnt be a problem. Good luck!

boner_till_icoll 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:47

what da **** did u do in ur life to desirve this ...

Bananaque 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:47

Be a man n hit it! A good sex life is a must in a relationship!

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