By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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leadman1989 15

Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!

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saIty 17

Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.

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youshitme 9

You deserved it for both being so frigid.

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lauralavenderbab 0

So? Just wait till she's off it

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Rachelrock21 6

Okay I'm thirteen please tell me what period has to do with abstinence?

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White_Knightspc 0

Any port in a storm, Flip her over and play in the mud bud.

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Ginjar220 1

OK no. Blood is a lot less gross then that

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Mauskau 35

Feels better when a girl is on her period, well it does for me anyway :)

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noooodlez 2

That doesn't matter to my boyfriend. He will still take advantage of me. jajaja

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rubyliu8420 7

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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zombiekitten87 12

Well she's an idiot because with an ounce of forethought, she could have been taking birth control to rearrange her cycle.

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Jasper8713 2

It's not as easy as that. I'm on birth control, and it does not affect my cycle one bit. Being on birth control does not have that affect on all women.

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zombiekitten87 12

If you don't take the placebo it should prevent your period.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Losing your virginity in the shower doesn't seem ideal, and would probably make it difficult.

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