By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 035
You deserved it 3 532

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Don't worry about it. The best thing about clubbing is that everyone always thinks you're drunk so it doesn't matter if you dance horribly.

Comments

When all else fails, tap dance. Works everytime.

Plot twist: you are the best dancer in the world and you swore to secrecy never to reveal your awesome moves to the common public.

As long as youre having fun, thats all that matters. Its called "Free style" lol.

don't dance, I can't dance either, alcohol is poison, clubs are a waste of time

Eyalsh 32

you must be fun at parties! oh wait...

And I've been told that I dance like noodles. .

just go with it and pretend you were drunk

pleasedie 22

Don't worry, she's obviously just jelly over your epic dance moves :p

Keep doing you thing! Maybe your friend was drunk.

I bet you danced better than Elaine on Seinfeld.