Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant....

By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 002

You deserved it 192 014

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 320

You deserved it 2 779

By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 248

You deserved it 16 312

Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 192

You deserved it 2 731

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 117

You deserved it 82 649

By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 402

You deserved it 413

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 805

You deserved it 24 587

Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 117

You deserved it 130

By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 143

You deserved it 343

By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 859

You deserved it 8 313

Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 183

You deserved it 711

tehrevenant 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.

This_Guy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.

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Meow34 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:42

LMFAO # 30. The OP def. deserves it, js.

_X_tOxIC_gLOsS_X 1

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:43

Well duh you deserved it. if you got bad service, don't leave a tip, pay for your damn meal and just don't got here again, dumbass. Karma's my best friend. =]

NotxxLucky 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:44

How old are we? Plus, karmas a bitch,bitch:)

drimpossible 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:46

#14, that seems an over complicated explanation. Remember Ockham's Razor. Don't look look for a complicated explanation where a simple one will do, that they were just bad servers.

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:51

I hope you got food poisoning as well.

blackdude_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:52

This one should be on World Dumbest Criminals and not FML. dumbass.. Dont you kno wnot everyone has it in them to steal?

Monty_Python 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:53

Owned!!!!!!! YDI!!!!!

jguarin 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:54

YOU DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY! nah, but in all honesty, you are a dumbass

lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:55

YDI x10,000.

kirsteng56 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:57

I work at a restaurant, and I can tell you that you'll get more accomplished by complaining to a manager than by leaving without paying the bill. NOTHING gets accomplished by you leaving except that everyone thinks YOU'RE an ass, not the waiter.