Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant....

By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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tehrevenant 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.

This_Guy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.

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lynnycake 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:19

You deserved it. On another note, OMG PEOPLE, KEEP REFRESHING THE PAGE, AND THE YDI THING KEEPS INCREASING...IT'S SO AMUSING...

Dichoscillation 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:21

I only dash if I'm running low on cash. Right now I've got a couple nice 'daddies' so I can eat almost whenever I want, but for a while I'd be running out more often than not. You also learn where the restaurants with gay waiters or managers are, so you can track them down and blow them so they give you free food. But don't leave your ******* purse, hun! Like seriously. Carry your cash in a pocket if you can't remember.

Photographer2188 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:58

ok this comment is beyond retarded......so you dash too hmmm ******* asshole. what makes dashing right????? no cash DON'T ******* EAT OUT YOU IDIOT!!!!!

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:28

#5, lol! seriously, just because the service sucks doesn't mean you get to steal the food. you deserved this and more.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:30

Oh god... Poor you! I would have died if that happened to me! If anything, you should get like the next 30 meals free because you forgot your purse but come back... I'm kidding. You deserved that. Karma bit you in the ass and laughed as you were humiliated.

DanIsTheMan 1

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:35

Typically too, for instance where i worked as a waiter, i had to tip out 3% of my sales to the bar/hostess and that money came from my tips! so not only are you stealing food you are stealing money from an honest server. Burn Bitch!

lolwhat_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:35

karmas a bitch, just like you . >:]

McLaughlane 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:37

YDI hardcore. haaardcore. you deserve to get busted for that.

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:42

I was always taught that if service was bad, you leave a penny directly on the bill for your tip, so the waiter knows that you didn't forget, and that it's a reaction to their service.