Animals: Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited...

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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Lozza 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:08

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

Lolbrittany 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

Comments

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:39

whats in your blood, i thought the sucked blood to stay alive..........

Marodi 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 11:50

No wonder why you weren't invited to the party.

CloudyRainbow 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:25

Aww I feel so bad for you....I just wanna give you a hug=(

fearlesstiger98 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:58

This is my favorite FML post.

fearlesstiger98 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 15:00

Lmao

Roberto22 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:53

i feel genuinly sad for you now

melchior_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 10:55

YDI for being an idiot and naming a female mosquito "Fred". only female mosquitos suck blood. you, sir, fail.

metawarr556 3

Monday 3 August 2009 13:45

You know that only the females suck blood, right?

Stpatch754 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:04

well that story solves the riddle of why you didnt get invited to the party doesnt it?

jobsfucked 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:57

Sorry, but epic fail. You shoulda had a V8.

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