By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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mnkyc_mnkydo 5

whats in your blood, i thought the sucked blood to stay alive..........

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Marodi 0

No wonder why you weren't invited to the party.

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CloudyRainbow 0

Aww I feel so bad for you....I just wanna give you a hug=(

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melchior_fml 0

YDI for being an idiot and naming a female mosquito "Fred". only female mosquitos suck blood. you, sir, fail.

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metawarr556 3

You know that only the females suck blood, right?

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Stpatch754 0

well that story solves the riddle of why you didnt get invited to the party doesnt it?

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jobsfucked 0

Sorry, but epic fail. You shoulda had a V8.

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