Animals: Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited...

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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Lozza 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:08

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

Lolbrittany 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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bongoboy 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:01

wow... FYL!

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:02

Poor Fred, you're a loser, etc etc But seriously, FYL? No... not really...

fearinabottle 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:02

its your fault she died. she attempted to suck your blood and you didnt let her. she died of thirst thanks to you

rockyhorrorshow 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:05

Fred? Like Fred Weasley from Harry Potter? I think us Harry Potter fans know what happened to Fred Weasley after in the last book. Very sad. My condolences, friend.

soiree_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:08

You name mosquitoes. I think we have figured out your problem.

yeahitstella 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:11

Sounds like something I'd hear on MLIA... Even though it's not really average.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:27

Sure it is. Lots of people name things when they're bored. I once grabbed a daisy, named it Amelia, and tossed it across the yard to see if I could find it.

fmh123 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:18

this is one weird ass fml

crackberrie 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:33

this reminds me of this place i used to work at. i was in my boss' office with her one day and all of a sudden a seagull comes up to her window. i get all panicked, and she goes into her drawer and pulls out some crackers and she was like, settle down, it's just george, and proceeds to feed the bird..