By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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Poor Fred, you're a loser, etc etc But seriously, FYL? No... not really...

its your fault she died. she attempted to suck your blood and you didnt let her. she died of thirst thanks to you

rockyhorrorshow 0

Fred? Like Fred Weasley from Harry Potter? I think us Harry Potter fans know what happened to Fred Weasley after in the last book. Very sad. My condolences, friend.

You name mosquitoes. I think we have figured out your problem.

Sounds like something I'd hear on MLIA... Even though it's not really average.

Sure it is. Lots of people name things when they're bored. I once grabbed a daisy, named it Amelia, and tossed it across the yard to see if I could find it.

crackberrie 0

this reminds me of this place i used to work at. i was in my boss' office with her one day and all of a sudden a seagull comes up to her window. i get all panicked, and she goes into her drawer and pulls out some crackers and she was like, settle down, it's just george, and proceeds to feed the bird..

LOL. i'm sorry, but i had to laugh at this one. fyl.

RiiOfMaya 0

ROFLMAO i proper laughed at that :L