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By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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Lozza 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:08

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

Lolbrittany 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

Comments

1234five 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:48

This is ******* retarded

Devyn333 16

Friday 31 July 2009 0:55

lol you starved it to death. I'd say it died of thirst, but Mosquitos use blood as food too.

berkeley_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:08

Once you name it, it's all over.

thesismate 3

Friday 31 July 2009 1:30

agrees.

rebel_yell_tiny 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:09

lol

kateeee 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:26

hahahaaaa wtf.

giraffe4994 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:31

i saw this on MLIA. :) You're sneaky

thingsthatrhyme 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:37

That sounds like something I would have done out of boredom/loneliness. Poor guy. ):

talkalot_360 1

Friday 31 July 2009 2:02

Poor fred

hellothere91 0

Friday 31 July 2009 3:12

This is why you don't get invited to parties

curryndricegirll 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:13

Did you also know that they die after they bite you?

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