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By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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Funky_T 0

Awww u poor guy your little pet fly is gone.....go **** YOURSELF

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djrocksolid01 0

Lol it sux to be you. Playing with a damn mosquito... What the hell...

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staystrongholdon 0

One word : Pathetic . YDI for being too stupid to realize that there are other things fun to do, like possibly GO OUTSIDE?

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AdamGD 0

Dude. I can honestly say that you are the most pathetic person i have ever heard of. Just crash a party or something. Force people to hang out with you. But just dont mention fred to anyone

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_Noon_ 0

Yes, don't mention Fred, that would be like social suicide :|

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baller789 0

YDI for being a ****** and having no friends

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IceCubez 0

didn't you read? He did have a friend. RIP Fred the fly.

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magichateball 0

FYL for being emo

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EBflea 0

God, the lack of compassion on FML comments is awe-inspiring.

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iamelrebel 0

Ummm. that's really sad that you let your friends ruin your night

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