By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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xpaigelynnx 0

Just because th OP felt bad for his little buggy friend dieing does not mean that he doesn't have a life or that he deserves it... honestly i've done that before...His name was Bubby and he was a catapiller...but this made me laugh my ass of... its okay OP we all have ****** up life moments like that... thats what this site is for...

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VegHead13 0

Aw, thats cute lol ...Pathetic, but cute.

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randomsloth 0

no wonder your friends ditched you

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NonchalantSavant 0

It's ok... as a lovely parting gift and something to remember him by, Fred gave you malaria. So touching... *sniff*

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getnakked69 0

ahh, i understaaand your pain(: i had a moth in my room, named jill. i would play tag with jill, and hide and seeeek, but only she would hide, theen one daaay, i was laying in my roooom with my dog, and... my dog ate jill :/ i crieeeed,

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TheCity 0

ahh moths are beatiful but when i get closer to them to try to pick them up i just scream and run away :[

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BlaisOf_Fire91 0

The only reason I said "you deserve it" is because female mosquitos are the only ones that suck blood. So you totally dissed "Fred" by misnaming her!

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FYOURLIFE13 0

This is a sad day. We will always remember in our hearts. The day freddy died. WHAT THE FUCKEN VAMPIRE AHAHJFKNJNGJBVJBVJF

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ktg_6172 0

Life. . .isn't for everybody

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