By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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tia73 0

Damn, ya know, sadly, that sounds like something i would do. Poor Fred :c I hate mosquito's though. I was out the other day and got bit 8 times >:[

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DenElite 0

Lol I'm usually not mean but YDI for having no life

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minimohawk3 0

If Fred was trying to suck your blood then Fred was a chick....

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RideTheCulture 0

AHAHAHAHAHA wow i actually laughed out loud to this one. hilarious.

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bpchamp123 0

i laughed. i feel bad for you. when im that bored, i at least find something to do. i dont name mosquitos. i kill them. FYL. :)

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2_meter_O 0

just an FYI only female mosquitos suck blood, Frederica?

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ScaryyMary 14

You named it Fred? Did it have a squeaky voice and a prostitute for a mother?!?!

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Amortifiedperson 0

Epic win!

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Kimmicub1 0

What the hell? You are entirely too bored if you're naming a mosquito.

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Luzilla 0

the good always die too young... R.I.P. Fred... :(

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