By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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ItzelRaawwR 0

Awwww thats the cutest one ive ever read ahaha.

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GloomySkyz 0

Oh my god, I really do feel for you though. But of all names, Why fred? He's annoying D:

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bnwranbo 2

are you talking about FRED from youtube? or Drop Dead Fred?? Cuz the one from youtube is annoying... but drop dead fred is awesome.. & to the OP thanks, i needed a laugh :D

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Duckasaurus 0

If only Fred had died instead of Fred. Then Fred wouldn't be able to post YouTube videos anymore and everyone will be happy, and the OP will be happy because Fred didn't die.

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darkmis1 17

This is sad, but it should've been submitted to MLIA instead

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ToXicDoLL_fml 0

mhm. so you obviously didnt have anything better to do. its a god dammned mosquito and you NAMED it. i woulda killed it.

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anniebananie 3

YDI for being a loser. Seriously, get a hobby or something.

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Munkee 6

..Aaand there's one of the douches #11 mentioned. (:

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sinnerman72 0

Have you ever stopped to think that you weren't invited to this party and that your "friends" ditched you because you name insignificant and annoying creatures? You're probably one yourself. Get off your pathetic pity pot, get a life and get a hobby so maybe you'll get invited somewhere for once. Fyl for having such a pathetic life but ydi for not doing anything abut it.

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MoMoBiotch 3

*sorry *you're *you *doctor Yeah.. He's the retarded one...

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zeusseta 0

Fred. You will always be in our hearts. Fyl for naming him after an annoying YouTube toddler

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tikimuppet 11

could have been named after fred weasley or drop dead fred

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hilda_kitty 16

thanks for bringing that up. anyways, I would've called the mosquito Fred Gondela Mu Cheerio O'Nealy. and planned a funeral. ^-^ and you thought that you had no life..... pssshhh

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Mirequetz 6

Damnit, this is what I was going to say but I couldn't remember my password! Only females bite, they are also the silent ones. If you're laying in bed and hear that annoying bussing sound a mosquito makes, it's a male and it wont bite you.

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