Animals: Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited...

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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Lozza 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:08

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

Lolbrittany 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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curryndricegirll 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:09

Did you also know that once they suck your blood, they die?

adr7 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:50

ahahahahahaha

FYOURLIFE13 0

Friday 31 July 2009 5:11

FRED IS A VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!! SUCK SUCK IT.

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 31 July 2009 5:47

That's kind of cute in a creepy lonerish way. Get a cat.

tpt09 0

Friday 31 July 2009 7:17

maybe she implanted eggs in you since it was a girl and you can have baby Freds!! XD

kuntageous 0

Friday 31 July 2009 7:52

LOL that's cute

Gele01 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:13

most pathetic thing ive ever heard YDI livin is easy

anniebananie 3

Saturday 1 August 2009 5:50

WHY DID THE COMMENTS JUMP FORM #1 TO #75? DID THEY SERIOUSLY DELETE THAT MANY COMMENTS?

bambition7 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:24

lol awh omgsh i almost pissed my pants that was so funny R.I.P. fred he was like most misquitos he was kind and gentle...lmfao haha loser

superkatie00 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:32

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superkatie00 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:34

Wow...FYL! ...Not a big deal.

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