By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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jeepers_1 21

My boyfriend has said this to me before... I faked being upset and then laughed about it because I knew it was a joke.

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perdix 29

Honesty is not always the best policy. You have to pretend that your perfectly natural and reasonable love of bacon is somehow less than your love for her, and no matter how fat her ass is, no pants ever make her butt look fat. Some lying is the bacon grease that allows civilization to run smoothly.

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Playitlovely 13

YDI, you honestly arent mature or romantic enough for a relationship kid.

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gracehi 31

Aw, c'mon. He was clearly joking. If my boyfriend said that, I'd probably laugh and say that I loved bacon more than him too. Sounds like SHE'S the immature one to me. She needs to grow up and acquire a sense of humor.

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ashleyylove3 22

Agreed with #31 if my boyfriend said that to me I'd probably laugh it off and say the same! A good sense of humor is always attractive!

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alycion 38

She deserved it. Like was already said, for not having a sense of humor and for fishing for compliments. It's not romantic to hear that you are the love of someone's life if you ask for it.

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Rainhawk94 27

Umm you honestly don't underhand humor like really

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FlyingPie 17

#65, that wad a very underhanded comment..

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olpally 32

It's really good though! At least it was food and not someone else op.

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JVIarijke 24

Yeah, that definitely is the wrong answer. Even though bacon is delicious. YDI

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bioss89 16

The right answer is: "You". Everything else will get you in trouble. It's a TRAP!!!

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RedPillSucks 31

There's a TROOOOLLLL in the dungeon

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drewflav 17

No, there is in fact one correct answer which won't get him in trouble: his future children

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NatalieOntheTram 11

Well, that comparison is ridiculous anyways. Bacon is in a league of its own. No man or woman could ever compare. Come on now.

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who10nanny 8

YDI. Bacon is glorious, but you should know to never tell your girlfriend or wife that you love anything else more than them.

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CelticReverie 5

Really now ? Not even as a joke? Sucks to be said wife/girlfriend for not having a sense of humor

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spluver0005 17

That was a stupid thing to answer, but girls who constantly have to hear how much you love them aren't always the best girlfriends. Finding someone who has self confidence and a sense of humor could be a great thing for you

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