By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Mossears133 15

Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?

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stevenJB 25

I hate you just because you said "cray"^

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

She can no longer get her mail from Hogwarts! YDI, OP!

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Welshite 39

I wasn't aware this was the day to completely disregard common English rules. Edit: Original comment was edited. Ignore, please.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

21 - Which rules are you implying I've disregarded?

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QQmore_fml 18

Well i'v used the hypothetical phone, represented by the stuffed banana and called child services.

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michael666 7

cray cray? just like your uncles chick right?

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simoncat 11

Look, I've heard if women "nesting" but come on. An owl? And you dropped the chick by accident, right? What woodsie do in the same circumstance?

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Chucklikesbacon 12

This reminds me of this one tv show on german tv. Almost exactly the same thing happened, only that it wasn't an owl, but a baby doll. Just that your situation sucks a lot more, since it's real life. Though I think you might be better off without her, if she already overreacts to something like that.

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olpally 32

Poor hedwig! :( you bastard!

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stevenJB 25

I hate you just because you said "cray"^

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Grauncho 27

And now she dropped you.

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sierralem 3

Why would you want to stay with a looney tune anyway? I say you're better off. Imagine if you had actual children with her. I don't even think you want to imagine how crazy she might've gotten.

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