I had a RL pet bunny that I used to test the sensitivity and caring of potential suitors. If Alex wasn't comfortable with them, that is a major red flag! She might have tried the same thing with a child surrogate, and it happened to be a stuffed owl. This was clearly important to her Dropping a real animal or child, yes. A plush, not so much.And if you've watched AFV, real parents have real blunders with real children, all the time! Kids are amazingly resilient and get boo-boos and owwies all the time!

I think that's for the best.. That's just odd..

You're in a really weird-sounding relationship.

I don't think that I was about the owl ... I think the owl was a cover... But a stupid cover ... An excuse to break up

Did you seriously just hash tag on FML?

FYL OP, but she sounds like she has some loose screws. I mean who uses a stuffed owl as a hypothetical daughter? You'll find someone that would be a better match for you, good luck!

Well your ex sounds like she's all kinds of crazy. You're better off without her.

While thats a FYL, OP, your ex sounds she needs to go to the funny farm.

You should have been more careful xD ahaha

Run bro!