I would once again like to refer back to those three words of wisdom that have helped me understand so many strange things over the years... "Bitches be crazy"

who are you, who who, who who, whoooo are you, who who, who who

Were you trying to see if it could fly like a real owl?

On the bright side, you can find someone a little more sane now

Butterfingers, as long as she's not pregnant, you ruffled the right feathers. Clear psycho.

It's probably for the best, she was way too into birds! You could say that you. . . *lowers sunglasses* dodged a pullet.

If you can't even care for a stuffed owl how do you expect an actual child to survive? Clearly she is testing you. Edit : she also sounds insane , I would get out ASAP

op dropped her because she wouldn't tell him how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

This story went from YDI to FYL very quickly.

Crazy people ^^