By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Mossears133 15

Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?

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stevenJB 25

I hate you just because you said "cray"^

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whostolemylama 12

Hate is such a strong word especially toward a person who looks young, can't we all be friends or is that shit cray?

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Celina_Lune 20

I would've broke up with her when she decided to use a stuffed owl as a hypothetical daughter in the first place...

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then000bster 16

It's just like us saying lol and omg to our parents. Each new generation has their new lingo. Apparently this new one is just stupid, cray, Yolo, #everythingyolobreakfeastcamel

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then000bster 16

Edit* got stuck with the worst lingo ever, as in....

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monpetitchevelle 4

That's not unusual at all...have either of you considered seeing someone like a shrink??

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Enslaved 36

A wise old owl lived in a great old oak The more he heard the less he spoke The less he spoke the more he heard. That wise old owl was a wise old bird

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80skid 15

Be thankful you didn't actually reproduce with that nut job.

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possy 19

Bitch is crazy!! Your own fault for not finding this out earlier....

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dogpup4 23

What kind of logic is that? She could have been completely normal up until that point.

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evilplatypus 38

52 - Wait...so it's less bad to hate people that are older?

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