By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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joliebleuciel 3

I am female and I spend a fair amount of time with miss michigan. My thought has always been, how are you going to expect someone else to satisfy you if you can't satisfy yourself?

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REAPEROFDC 7

Bitch couldn't do her job hella mad #CouldntDoHerJob

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CrazyMelvin 14

According to that logic, all men are cheaters

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HenshinSaadiq 1

Huh? So instead of taking over and finishing you off like a good gf should, she broke up with you? Yeah, man. Forget her.

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BDA_fml 5

It's only cheating if you're using someone elses hand.

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