By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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Enslaved 36

Who will she cry to after you dump her too?

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ikickgingers 15

If by cry you mean have head banging sex on my living room floor... Eh I have no suggestions.

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GypsyRover 0

That's a cool pic you got there! Your pussy is staring at your, ummm, pussy.

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clumsychik 1

Her father... They can talk about her ex-ex-boyfriend's circumcision some more.

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Omfgitsmia 15

If she's that stupid then no wonder the other guy dumped her lol

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Mayjay122 7

And now you know why he dumped her prbly. Fyl

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yes, you can never be too pronto in these situations.

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Bman54 19

Which you follow up with: "What a coincidence! I don't want to be with you anymore either!"

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chels1994 11

No way in hell would I let her in. And you do mean ex, right?

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stinkFist232 3

To reiterate what has already been said, tell her to kick rocks.

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awagh666 14

Yeah that bitch deserves to get gang banged like right now. Yeah.

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wegetrz 14

Deserves? Sounds like she might enjoy that sort of thing..Op would be better off telling her the same thing happened to him so he was actually expecting her(the last resort) to visit.

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KiddNYC1O 20

More crying in life.

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