That's where you interject with the cheesy "but with kisses that perfect it must be you" kinda line. Bitches love cheesy lines. YDI, OP.

these r the days when i feel bad about my gender...y cant women act like frikin normal human beings? its nice if we get some shit spared on our period but it doesnt mean we can bitch around about simply everything...gosh

You're better off without her, but FYL hard.

well, that is completely rational (for those of you who don't know, this is sarcasm).

Man, when I tried to wake my boyfriend up from a nap with a kiss, he freaked out because suddenly something was invading his face, or something. I would have been thrilled if he started kissing back.

Be thankful. Who knows what else quailifies as "cheating" in her warped little brain.

I feel this is a no win situation. If you did take a look before kissing back I'm guessing should would have slapped you and said 'Were you expecting someone else' and left all the same. FYL.

Wish I could wake my boyfriend up like that... He would just sleep through it. I sometimes use a kiss on his lips to check if he's still sleeping because he won't respond if he is :p

Lol if you were asleep then she was assaulting you in your sleep.. Think she's got more probs than you kissig her back when you wake up

hey she kissed you while you were asleep you can say that's sexual harassment so then its even