By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
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drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

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Cheeley 17

Well lock the door in case she does.

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PAZ5037 2

Did she come back??

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mattlw 25

Good riddance to that ridiculous high maintenance drama queen. Don't look back OP. Find someone who is sane.

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Obex 1

You couldn't have won either which way. Be glad that kinda crazy is gone, find someone better and when you bump into her next, say "this is who I was expecting."

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shins 7

Psycho. If she comes back tell her you cheated on her with one of her other personalities. Hopefully they all leave for good.

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pennies_lane 6

I think you should be HOPING the crazy bitch isn't coming back... fingers crossed op!

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bjdog98 9

Lol you don't need someone that immature.

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the_loveliest3 6

someone has some issues >.> better off without her of she's gunna get all crazy and leave for that.

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Dcm210 19

She wasn't worth the trouble anyway.

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