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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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congele 6

YDI for even making the list you cheating shit dick

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DreamtheEndless 3

I'm sorry, why are you complaining? If you weren't such a cheating twat this wouldn't have happened in the first place.

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mrwipes 0

You deserve every thing you get unless you get cookies you don't deserve cookies

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Leporello 1

Madamina! Il catalogo e questo... ;)

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HungerGames95 13

that particular gene pool should have ended one generation sooner...

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patkelly1336 2

And that is why you need to learn to make those lists in binary code that your girl cannot read, or do as I do and make the list in Russian or Japanese and she will never figure it out.

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RLove1997 0

You're an asshole, And you're stupid. A double header

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