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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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Comments

1x1y 12

Seriously? Not only are you a cheating asshat, you're immature...keeping a list? Really???

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adlerc 4

****... YOUR life? So you're not only horrible enough to cheat, dumb enough to make a list, but you also seriously expect people to sympathize with you? Man, do the world a favor and cut off your own dick so you can't have sex or kids, because no girl needs you for a boyfriend and no kid needs you for a father.

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arinmon 5

When u wrote this u already knew u were an ass.

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hermafadeer 5

Who in the hell rights down a list of people they had sex with in chronological order? You are not the brightest

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stonedfishies 10

That's your fault for cheating and that's your fault for writing names and rates down, especially in order.

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charvisioku 22

Please don't breed (assuming you haven't unknowingly done so already).

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agirlnamedlogan 5

Well duh, YDI, asshole. I hoped she left you for a better person who doesn't cheat and rate women based on their sexual performance.

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hurley12 30

You guys don't know if he cheated or not! He could have had sex with them before they were dating, but still it's douchebag thing to do to make a list with ratings.

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misszombiexx 10

He said it's in chronological order, and she's not the last person on the list. Which would insinuate that he's cheating on her.

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misslysiak 23

That is why I said I'll wait till marriage, so I don't end up sleeping with someone as horrible is you.

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Malarkey23 4

You wouldn't like it if you found your name on a list like that would you dilweed?

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