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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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magicmoe2013 5

Now you're single.

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rajput 17

first off you're stupid for cheating. second you are even dumber for keeping a list written down...

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Momo_Moonlight 25

Don't you just love Karma? *Irony Off* Not the smartest thing to do, right?

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sugarbear0727 19

I agree he's a douche for cheating. But not for keeping a list. I have a list. Its somewhere safe where I know no one will find it though, not just laying about.

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DarthVader77 9

Some things are better left in memory only. I applauf your honesty yo yourself and, at the same time, I question your tact

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SynysterNero 20

You're a cheating douche and I hope she puts the list up for anyone to see

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dblogic 19

I know everybody's said it already but I can't help myself...what a pathetic douchebag!!!

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misszombiexx 10

**** your life? **** HER life for letting such an asshole into it.

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WickedScarlet73 6

**** HER life for being with you. "Men" like you should jump off a cliff.

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evenangelsfall 9

YDI. Definitely **** HER life for finding out that her boyfriend is and unfaithful douche.

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