By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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Ibeatmyself 3

Sounds like you've been living sexless for the past year

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jefflukey123 4

How has it been one year without sex? You live together wouldn't you want to do it all the time?

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splitintwo 6

I say leave. If she's worried about being pregnant and you don't have sex with her she's either stupid or a cheater. Not worth the time.

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blackonblight 32

It's stupid, but even though I could tame a unicorn, if I'm late I always freak out. It's irrational, but I've been assured by lots of other women they do the same thing, once the logical part of the brain can kick in you're fine, but for a few minutes it's all "holy shit human parthenogenesis!"

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blairvic 23

No sex for over a year, and you live together? OP, my man, sit her down and talk to her. There could be any number of things wrong with her that cause her to not want to have sex with you. Maybe you're bad in bed Maybe she thinks she is bad in bed Maybe she has a problem with her sex drive, and needs to see a doctor Maybe she has body image problems Maybe she's just too tired or busy, and y'all need to schedule sex Maybe your relationship is just done, and you should seperate Sit down and talk. Plan this sit down, make sure you're both not busy and not distracted. Explain that you want to have sex, obviously. Ask her what's going on. Or, of course, go to a professional and get some couple's counselling. Best of luck, OP. Hope you and her work it all out.

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lilmisstif 21

This happens to every girl. Even if they're virgins :P

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CharresBarkrey 15

No it doesn't.

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blackonblight 32

Seriously, it's like a lizard brain reaction. Once you're able to actually think you dismiss it, but the moment of panic happens to, if not all, then certainly a hell of a lot of women, many of them virgins.

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FlyingPie 17

Or the only car in the garage. Or the only plane in the hangar. Or the only seed planted in the garden. Why talk in metaphors? ;)

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NandaPanda 22

I hate to be one of those pessimists, but how do you know that she isn't, and it's just YOU that she hasn't been sleeping with for the past year?

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NandaPanda 22

I'm not saying that's necessarily the case, I don't know you or your gf (obviously). I'm just saying that some people's lack of morals make me question things like this.

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