By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
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sohigh10 34

Hell of a first experience:|

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BonerFart 23

you got snowballed xD

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imkool136 22

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Miss_Whipped 43

Well she at least tries for you, so that's good.

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RayneSmytson 24

I don't blame her. If you were to taste it the way she has, you probably would gag too. It doesn't exactly taste like chocolate or strawberries, you know.

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a1_z9 10

Just curious, if she finds it so unpleasant, why do you come in her mouth still? Why not give her a heads-up and come somewhere else so she doesn't have to gag and spit?

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mishwarner 14

Well then why don't you pull away & cut elsewhere?

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footballer96 11

@48 maybe that's why my boyfriend loves me so much, I love giving head and swallowing every time as long as he eats me out

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footballer96 11

@115 there's more reasons than that but that one is the most useful one to comment here

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Goblin182 26

#48 At least she let's you cum on her mouth. my wife even suspects that I am close to cuming she stops.

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Noodlezzzzz 5

You have to admit, that's fair... I mean it's nasty

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BrotherPhil 35

Try eating more fruit and veg - just avoid asparagus. I understand that pineapple gives a good flavour.

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frostedfoster 15

No one is questioning the fact that if it's her mouth... It should be able to be in his mouth... The issue here people is the way it went down. Most of the female comments have concentrated on semen in the mouth and not the delivery.. Let me ask you this... Say you're a smoker... You smoke... Would it be okay for me to spit a wad of chewing tobacco into your mouth when you weren't expecting it? Sorry OP... That's bollocks

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SweetasCandy0609 28

I completely agree #54 this something that should have been discussed before hand, she may have done it because she didn't want him to cum in her mouth but if that's the case then they should have discussed that before hand however since it was his first ******* ever it may have happened so fast that he didn't get a chance to warn her it does happen and she should of understood that and shouldn't of done what she did it's completely messed up.

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leogachi 15

@54 That's not the same. What would be the same is if you asked someone to buy you a pack of cigarettes and they came back with chewing tobacco instead.

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DavyJoe 13

@frostedfoster That's a false equivalency fallacy if I have ever seen one. The scenario you suggested is assault. He was already engaging in this activity which means that this can't be considered rape. She would have had to do something far worse for it to be considered that. All she did was spit some cum. How is that worse that let's say touching her boob while he's inside her.

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oliv34 11

totally agree, he shouldve just spit it out, hope he didnt go into a bitch fit over it

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Archangel12 9

So somebody can just spit even just saliva into your mouth without negotiation and you should "man up" and swallow it. If he'd consented to her spitting semen into his mouth, it would be fine, but it's the lack of consent that's worrying

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SweetSociopathy 24

Why are so many people saying he should have to taste it because she does? I wouldn't want someone to spit a mouthful of pussy juice in my mouth. You swap fluids, not loan them out.

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MrConcise 34

Really? ****, that's a bunch of blood the hospital is never gonna give me back.

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gordjess1 19

This totally got through because of 'man milk'. Makes it sound worse haha

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