By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 882
You deserved it 19 654

Same thing different taste

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leogachi 15

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I don't actually disagree with that statement, lol. But spitting /anything/ into someone's mouth is just disgusting, or at least isn't widely thought of as normal.

tiggerdoc 14

Negative on both if you have not discussed it.... I have NEVER cum in a girls mouth with out her knowing well before .... While I don't mind a snowball, if it had been my first time??? Rude as hell at best.

#17 Honestly, I don't understand that logic. It's the same as saying if she agrees to have anal sex with him, he must agree to be ****** by her in the ass with a strap-on. No. Nobody should do anything they don't want to. It's not like he made her swallow it, she willingly said she would, he even said he was surprised, so it was definitely NOT okay of her to do what she did. She's rude and immature, and obviously doesn't care enough about the OP if she laughed while he almost puked.

leogachi 15

@71 Of course nobody should do anything that they don't want to do. But your argument about anal is equally illogical to me because some, if not most, girls only agree to anal because their guy won't stop pestering them about it and not because they want to do it. While the girl could say no, she

leogachi 15

@125 also could suggest an equalizer, such as the strap on, as the only way she'll agree to it. Either they both agree to do something that they don't want or nobody does anything that they don't want.

@125 Yeah, I get that, and that's ok because in your example they discussed it beforehand. But in case of this FML, there wasn't any communication involved. Again, example with anal: it's ok if you both agree that you'll do both the anal and the strap-on thing, but it's definitely NOT okay for a girl to agree on anal and afterwards puts on a strap-on and inserts it in bf's ass without any warning.

I think the reason a lot of girls are saying he deserved it is because girls are sick of being pestered or pressured into doing blow jobs (or anal sometimes) and sick of all the rude jokes about spitting vs swallowing. Like "spitters are quitters" or "spitting is rude" or whatever. The fact is that a lot of girls don't enjoy giving blow jobs and only do it because they are pressure or pestered into doing it and handjobs aren't enough and stuff. There is often this expectation of girls giving bjs and swallowing and if a girl doesn't want to then it's looked down upon. The fact is that it's not usually the same as a guy going down on a girl, because as someone else mentioned, guys sometimes want to do it more than the girl, and they usually just really enjoy it. For a lot (if not most) bjs are kinda gross and I think some girls find it kinda funny or maybe justified that he got a taste of his own medicine. (These are just my thoughts on why some girls are saying ydi) I think a lot of girls can say that at one time or another, they have felt pressured or pestered into giving a bj or swallowing. And unfortunately I don't think many guys can say they've felt pressured or pestered into doing many things sexually. That's all I'm saying.

I agreed. Think of it this way, I would love a guy come down on me. Many dislikes it because of the taste or don't see it as a pleasure. So how is it fair if girl have to do BJ and doesn't get any in return?

cainchild 4

are you real? that's a tad festival rational and non bias for the internet...

cainchild 4

189. you're making alot of sexist, nasty assumptions that aren't supported by a shred of evidence.you're also overlooking the issue of consent, aaand the fact that just as many women like going down as do men. she could've said no to a bj, he wasnt given the choice at all. it's like saying if HE wanted to try pegging and said yes, he's automatically entitled to corn hole her in return, or does this only apply when it's female to male?

If you think it's so gross for her to spit it in HIS mouth how do you think it'd be for the girl having it in HER mouth.

PenguinPal3017 19

It's gross because it's from a guy. People don't seem to understand. I am a guy. I don't want to kiss men or have sex with men or have a man's penis or semen inside my mouth. It is NOT a double standard for me to want a woman who will do these things. "How can you expect her to kiss a man when you are unwilling to kiss a man yourself?" **** right off.

Because it's just a little cum. It's not like she was hurting him or raping him. It's called being spontaneous

TechnoKitten 17
cainchild 4

so, if i consent to go down on a girl, that entitles me to spit reproductive fluids into her mouth with any consent?

Yeah I feel like there are other words that would be less gross.

JayVicious 20

baby batter better or worse?

It's called semen. You know, that thing that sperm live in. It's called "man milk" because females do not have that. We have our own issues. Btw, OP's girlfriend probably also spat sperm in his mouth. That would be interesting...

ZombieVampirez 24

Nothing like getting a snowball from your girlfriend. :)

Well that blows... sucks... and swallows. At least you were still willing to kiss her after, some people just don't at all.

julfunky 29

I would never go down on a man who wouldn’t kiss me after. If even he isn’t willing to put his mouth there then I sure as hell won’t.

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