By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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tenzito 0

doesn't sound like a problem to me... quit being a pussy and get in there!!!

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emily370043 0

well u deserve that

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ninjacapo 2

only an fml if u cant get her off lmao >.< if u cant it sucks to be u

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akallaan 7

GET TO WORK!!!!!! Research and experiment!!!!!

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