By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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JetLifeNextLife 0

so your girlfriend is asking for sex and you're mad.....

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Man I hope that is not you in the picture when you were younger.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

from the look of your picture I can see you have the same problem as op........

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Guy_Smily 0

so that means you either get good at ******' or good at walkin' you pick...

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daddyG90 0

dayum sucks for u my man ur life does suck *** her like no other

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thepirate19 3

try not being terrible in bed.

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DRIEAM 0

FYL? You kidding? You're obviously gay.

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underpaid011 0

good for her. now get in there, do your manly duties, and get your keys back. stop wasting time on the Internet. unless of course you need me to go over there and do it for you, while you play WOW and read FMLs. by the way "my girlfriend wants me to rail her" is not a FML, unless you would rather be with Ricky Martin or something.

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notquite69 0

What the hell are you crying about?

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