By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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Comments

Bobber409 0

hahaha nice!! that made me laugh real hard

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ztruk 0

Right?!? Your life SUCKS!!! Your girlfriend wants to have sex with you till she tips over the edge! If I were you I would make sure not to give her an orgasim ALL day! At least one of us wins!

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bighurt86 0

that shudnt b hard

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demonic_screams 4

hey she's sayin have a lot of sex with her. don't complain

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Minky1996 0

STOP COMPLAINING! She's telling you to give her an ******, that mean many sex for you :D

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KaintukeeBob 13

@70: She's not asking for sex, she's asking for GOOD sex. OP is incapable of providing. F his Life. @OP: Learn to make love to a woman. It's not about 30 seconds of frantic humping, followed by a cigarette. Try some foreplay, use a toy. Learn what a ******** is, and how to stimulate one. Discover the g-spot. In other words, pay attention to the woman you're with. If you can't do that, buy some good walking shoes.

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RedPillSucks 31

Is your girlfriends name Rihanna?

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zanecollins 0

and ur complaining why? bro, just nail her and move on.

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markli 2

At least you'll know she isn't faking it

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yayitsmari 0

hey sometimes a girl just needs an ****** to get her through the day

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