By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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jjstock 7

haha well what are you waiting for???

1 1
Enslaved 36

If you want to drive, you need to drive it in first!

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Jrefinne 7

Sounds like something I would do. Haha

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arianylas 3

What's all this shit about hiding her stuff? He's probably had many orgasms by her. It's only fair he give her at least ONE. It's just sad that it takes hiding the car keys to motivate him enough to even try. YTDI OP.

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ReynshineCutting 10

He probably has tried. You do know that it's 1000x easier to make a man climax than a woman right? It takes a lot more stimulation for a woman so for someone to say "your girl has made you climax a ton and you haven't done the same to her" is an ignorant statement.

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arianylas 3

Not in the least. It's not hard to make a woman come if you're actually trying. Sounds to me like you're the more ignorant one. I come just about every time my boyfriend and I have sex - at least 90% of the time if not more. OP clearly isn't trying that hard, or else he isn't bothering to see what he's doing wrong and could be doing better or differently.

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joa76 3

It takes LONGER for a woman to ******, but I doubt it's any more difficult for most people, if they put in the effort and pay attention to their partner. The wording is a bit weird there...I mean I doubt it's much more difficult for women to ****** than for men too, in most cases, although there are women who just have a hard time with it, though who knows if that's physical or mental (I'd guess it's probably mental for most).

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grog_fml 3

you need to do that anyway

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annihil8or 15

I gotta agree with # 25, how is this supposed to be a bad thing???

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ImaWiseGuy 5

I bet you still haven't got your keys back yet......

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