By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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unfortunate_13 5

this is not a FML, this is a challenge! "oh no, i have to play with my girlfriend's body. FML." if you're not willing to give her an ******, then why are you in a relationship with her anyway?

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givemechange 0

Fair enough, Cinn. I know it took me years before I figured out how to climax with a guy.

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TheDrifter 23

Years? damn girl just tell him what you want already.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Same. I'd been with a couple guys and never had one, then the first time my fiancé and I did I had 2 and he didn't do anything different. Some people just fit together better.

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Jordan510 0

guess your never getting your car keys back ;)

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Way to go OP's girlfriend! Now that's what I call female empowerment! Lol.

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insanesna1l 0

i agree 41. this isnt an fml. this is an excuse for missing work due to being up all night rooting

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Equin0x 0

Well at least you can have fun trying ;)

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LifesJusGreat 7

Nope, it was unlegit, so now you must quit.

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