By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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cith_fml 0

that shouldnt be to hard giving her one :) or u could just through her a vibrator :)

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nhlnba2 6

dude. dont give her an ****** and you basically just got unlimited sex

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Use a baseball team you mean. Loose bitch.

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

112, you are a moron. Didn't it occur to you that he might get tired.

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Popatopagain 0

Sounds like you have a personal problem

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TheDrifter 23

Viagra and pcp. Get it right or die trying.

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madyeti 0

Ya gotta lick it, Before you stick it!!

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fcryingoutloud 9

I'd have advised you to call the police if she refuses to give you your keys back, but sadly you'll probably face the same kind of giggly idiocy you get here. Turn the place upside down, they've got to be somewhere. And, obviously, dump that bitch.

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Augustanna 5

So your options are keys or a lot of sex! Don't **** it up OP & choose the keys!!

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Rico_Mal1116 0

I'll get your keys back for you.

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