By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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DeMoCraCy 0

If your girlfriend takes advice for her love relations on her cell phone than its a good thing she left.

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starvingxartist 0

lucky you found out what a dumbass bitch she was BEFORE getting engaged.

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angel03260 0

uh maybe your better off..

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lilmis_cowgirl24 0

If she is stupid enough to believe that then you should text her and act like your the "love advice" and say your not cheating because she would probly be stupid enough to believe that too!

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chocolatecandy14 0

those 'love advice' things are shit. i cant even believe that people actually pay for it...AND believe it.

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InspiredByGaGa 8

you're better off not getting married, especially to a ditz like that.

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CodeMonkey123 0

She is a physco bitch and you need to find some one better for you.

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Manda777 0

aww thats rly sad actually... well at least u got out of there before u were married... who actually believes that shit?

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Kevin519 0

Thats an excuse. She was planning on breaking it off anyway. Sux tho. BLNT

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CodeMonkey123 0

Oh, and punch her in the breasts for me!!

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