By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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dontcallmejessi 0

i am so sorry, but seriously if she is going to dump you after three years just b/c her cell phone said to then you wasted three good years of your life on her

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Nathan727_fml 0

If she really listens and believes that her cellphone knows all then you're better off without her.

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happygoluckyhh 0

It's good she dumped you because obviously she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm sorry man but life moves on. She wasn't good for you anyway. People that pay money for that shit piss me off. Sorry! Good luck finding another keeper like her!

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Boweezee 0

Honestly, why would someone put YDI? It's not his fault. That sucks. I hope you left her to find someone smarter.

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Blue33_fml 0

Damn. She's not the brightest. Her loss though. I can't believe she would believe stuff like that.

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purplesucker 0

Ouch! That's horrible dude! The nerve of some people! You deserve someone so much better. Someone who trusts in YOU and not some stupid cell phone crap. Anyone who solely believes that is a completely messed up idiot!

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fcuk_fml 0

okay, not to rain on your already ****** up situation, but, ever thought of it this way? this was her way breaking up with you?

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