By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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Irish_Viking 0

It's sad, but there are people out there who are like that. Unfortunately for us guys, more women believe in that sort of stuff than men (statistically speaking). That's why magazines directed at women have horoscopes.

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RedBlueGreenDot 0

do you really want to marry someone whos that naive? im a teenager and im not that stupid.

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B00_fml 0

If she's that stupid, she isn't worth marrying.

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andanother89 0

Yeah, maybe the dating advice helped you out more than you think.

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AngryC4t 0

You're better off without that stupid prep as a wife.

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powermad80 2

If you already had the engagement ring, and still have it, go and show it to her and say "you chose cell phone advice over me and this (take out ring). I can't believe I ever liked you." Like #32 said, make her feel like total crap. OR, she needs to lie to get out of telling YOU that SHE was cheating on YOU.

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TryAgain82 0

That's a YDI for wanting to propose to someone who takes love advice from random cell phone messages. If she's weird like that, she's weird in other ways too.

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