By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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dan148 0

Ur girlfriend can suck my big salty nut sack

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farflungfloyd 0

you dodged the bullet. You thank your lucky stars you didn't marry someone that stupid.

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RhymePrime 7

If your girlfriend considers arbitrary predictions from a fortune cookie cell phone service admissible then you didn't lose a lot and perhaps you're better off. She's irrational. Would you really want her to be the mother of your child? "Mom, I got accepted to Harvard!" "Honey you won't be going because my cell phone said that your destiny is to go to China and become a pop star " "But I've been awarded a full scholarship" "I'm also tone deaf" "I bought you a plane ticket." "Dammit"

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lostboy910 0

Who really believes that cell phone crap?!?!? Your better of without her if she makes life choices like that.

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lafnwcryltr 0

If it's meant to be, she'll realize it quickly and come back. But, to break up a future over cell phone advise?? You might just be better off.

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cheapsheep_fml 0

LMFAO. oh man. you sure picked her out well. pray she receives another one of those texts guiding her back to you because cell phone advice texts show you the light! LMAO. Sarcasm anyone? XD

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spangle 0

I bet she just wanted out of the relationship without too much hassle. (Which would still mean you dodged a bullet, but makes her less of a moron, and more of a coward.)

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AntiChrist7 0

you want to propose to such a stupid c*nt? YDI

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Mortishia 0

I understand that you are sad right now, but think about your future: do you really want to spend your life with person, who conciders love advice from cellphone as valid?

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