By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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annamg 0

That really sucks... but if she's the kind of dumb bimbo to believe what cellphone advice says, be glad you got out before you were married.

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wasabipeas 0

well thank god something intervened before you proposed to a mindless drone.

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_pk_ 0

That's a good thing if you consider you were about to marry a dumbass bitch that actually believes in stupid cellphone spammy advice.

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Miz_Firebrand 3

You are better off. Now "Run, Forrest, run!!'

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marmaladexskies1 0

To be fair: you were dating a girl that paid to get love advice sent to her cell phone. I think you actually dodged a huge bullet on this one.

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Jesus_T_Christ 0

Women are stupid.

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happygirl_fml 0

hahaha she's so dumb hhaaha just be glad you escaped!!!

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smokey23 0

if she is that easy in believing messages on her phone what eles is she going to believe. my feeling her lost find a real women

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eeee93757 0

YDI for dating someone dumb enough to believe that stupid shit. Your life isn't ******, be happy you don't have to spend the rest of your life with that tard. You didn't dodge a bullet. You dodged a heat seeking missile. Congrats, buddy!

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