By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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isabella_leigh 0

how could she let you go because of that? really, i think you deserve better.. but if you really want to be with someone like that..., then DO SOMETHING!

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PirateXxEsque 0

Wow, I have even less faith in humanity now. Sorry mate, it's prolly a good thing you found out now, what an idiot she was. Is. Still is.

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Salmonus 0

Your life isn't F'ed, it's saved. As much as it sucks, if she'd believe that over you, you're probably better off.

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Phaedron 0

I'm with the peanut gallery on this one. That text advice just saved your ass from a big mistake.

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Helldozer 0

Your life is ******, but, at least you won't be marrying this crazy bitch anymore.

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godyourethick 0

If this is true, you really don't need a girl who's thick enough to get scammed by one of these pointless 'fun' phone subscription services, and even less one who'll believe that shite. You're better off without her. If you really need her, as #1 said, propose now, but, knowing how stupid she is, you might regret it later.

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Graeme666 0

Sorry but if that really happened, your life is ******. But I dont believe you.

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