Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking...

By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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By Crish - 22/11/2020 05:05 - Italy

Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

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By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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ddrluna 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:55

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

jailbot 7

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:21

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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mandy912 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:51

Seriously? I wouldn't be shocked. I faked it with my ex husband for 10 years!

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:53

Her life if the one that's ******, she's hasn't been having orgasms and you have every time :p I don't get why girls think that's smart to do. If a guy thinks their girl had an ******, they aren't motivated to work on their technique or find out what really feels good for her.

fenrisulfr 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:05

Women of the world, please, tell us the TRUTH, so we can improve in our ability to give you pleasure. I mean, if you scream and moan and beg for more, we'll think we're doing it right, what is not true in so many ocasions...

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:14

that's always a 100% sure fire way to ruin someone's day. don't worry, you'll get it right eventually!

FalconWhitaker 20

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:22

FYL indeed - she should have told you if she wasn't getting off instead of lying to you for so long. That's just being a bitch.

mmkayso 3

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:23

Don't worry about it.. I'll let you in on a secret: I've faked orgasms with my boyfriend of a couple years... It's not that you can't get her off or that you're not good enough... It's not even that she doesn't feel she can talk to you about it. Sometimes girls just! can't!