By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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ddrluna 2

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

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jailbot 7

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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aback 4

You don't want to marry someone that stupid, do you?

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uncle41 0

give good oral and it shouldn't be an issue

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nitro27x 2

First they change "I agree, your life is f@#%ed" to "I agree, your life sucks", now they change it from "sex" to "intimacy". What next?

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stephsteph90 0

almost every girl fakes it at some point. she deserves it for not telling you sooner so you could do better lol

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dinosaursmoo 0

BAAAAAHHAHAA organism

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DoomJeff91 2

What the hell is this "sex" that everyone keeps talking about?

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ctlovell 0

HATE THE IDEA OF ORAL? THAT'S THE BEST PART DUDE!

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plexico 3

Don't worry about it, sport, it's not going to happen to you anyways. Ever.

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DoomJeff91 2

Good. I heard about this one guy trying to sex a Snapple bottle or something the other day and it didn't turn out too well.

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plexico 3

No, DoomJeff, there is no such thing as sex (as far as you need to know). The guy was just trying to pee in the Snapple bottle. The only thing you should do with yoru penis is pee. That is why it is called a pee-nis.

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DoomJeff91 2

Next time I'm sexing a girl, pee in her. Got it. Thanks man.

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6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

YDI for calling this an FML. All girls fake it.

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